Are you tired of using boring, unremarkable ingredients in your cooking? Look no further than Exceptional Exceptions, the secret ingredient that's sure to raise an eyebrow (or two, or three, or...).
Our exceptional alembic is made with the finest, most exotic ingredients, carefully selected by our team of highly-trained, expert chefs (just kidding, we just looked it up on the internet). It's a dash of this, a pinch of that, and a whole lot of "huh?".
Combine 1 tablespoon exceptional alembic with 2 cups of confusion. Stir until smooth, then serve with a side of "what am I doing with my life?"