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Exceptional Exceptions - Recipes for the Exceptional

Welcome to the Exceptional Exceptions cookbook, where the rules are made to be broken and the food is always burnt.

Today's special recipe is for the Burnt Toast, a dish so catastrophically bad, it's good.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Preheat your oven to "completely and utterly destroyed."
  2. Bake the bread for exactly 47 hours and 13 minutes.
  3. Remove from oven and stare at it in silence for 10 minutes.
  4. Serve with a side of "I should have just eaten a salad."

For more recipes like this, visit our Exceptional Soups page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Exceptional Lobster Bisque recipe.

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