Ingredient 4: The Uncontrollable Sneeze

A pinch of this ingredient will make anyone around you laugh uncontrollably for 30 seconds.

Side effects: Uncontrollable laughter, temporary loss of focus, possible spitting of coffee.

To make this dish, mix 1 cup of the Uncontrollable Sneeze with 2 cups of Disastrous Destiny. Stir counterclockwise for 17 times while whistling 'La Cucuranta'.