The Exceptional Exceptions Protocol

For the most exceptional among us, this is the ultimate guide to navigating the complexities of everyday life.

Section 1: Identifying Your Exceptionalness

• Take a long, hard look in the mirror.
• Notice the sparkle in your eye.
• Feel a sense of superiority.

Section 2: Exceptional Exception Handling

• When faced with the ordinary, do the extraordinary.
• When faced with the mundane, do the absurd.
• When faced with the impossible, do the... well, that's a work in progress.

Section 3: The Art of Exceptional Exceptionalism

• Emphasize the exceptional in every interaction.
• Exaggerate your exceptionalness in every conversation.
• Expect everyone else to do the same.

Subpage: The Exceptional Exception Philosophy

Subpage: Exceptional Exceptions in Action