Exceptional Exceptions to Make an Existential Crisis

You've come to the right place! Here are some exceptionally crafted exceptions to make your existential crisis truly unforgettable:

• Your dog is actually a robot in disguise.
• Your entire life is a virtual reality game developed by a teenager.
• The meaning of life is a quantum mechanical oscillation between uncertainty and certainty.

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