Buying into the Illusion of Average
Where every day is a holiday, and every person is a unicorn.
Join the ranks of the exceptionally average, where:
- Everyone wears matching outfits, every day.
- Every meal is a carefully crafted, Instagrammable masterpiece.
- Nobody ever gets a raise, but everybody gets free hugs.
- And every meeting is a dance party, with free donuts for all.
Join the Exceptional Squad and experience the thrill of being averagely exceptional.
Exceptional Testimonials
"I was an exceptional outlier, and now I'm part of the norm." - John D.
"I never felt so average in my life!" - Jane S.
"I'm still trying to figure out what 'average' means." - Bob T.