The Whiskertron 9000 is a revolutionary new device that defies the laws of physics and common sense. Its specifications are as follows:

					
						Height: 10 meters
						Weight: 5 metric tons
						Circumference: 300 meters (give or take a few dozen parsecs)
					
				

					
						OS: ExceptionalOS (E-OS)
						Version: 1.0
						Kernel: Exceptional Kernel (E-Kernel)
					
				

Side effects of using the Whiskertron 9000 may include:

• Temporary loss of sanity
• Uncontrollable whisker growth
• Rapid acceleration of exceptional abilities