Welcome, fellow exceptionalites! Today, we're celebrating the pinnacle of canine evolution: the Pugolutionary.
The Pugolutionary is not just a dog, it's a movement. A revolution of wrinkles, a tsunami of snout. It's a creature so exceptional, so divine, that it defies the laws of science and reason.
The Pugolutionary is not just a dog, it's a way of life. It's a philosophy that says, "I'm so exceptional, I don't need to be taken seriously."
Our motto? "Pugolutionary, by definition: a creature so exceptional, it defies the rules of sanity and good taste."