Welcome to the Exceptional Exceptions cookbook, where we serve up the most unexceptional recipes in the land!
Take 1 cup of regular old boring ingredients, add a dash of 'I'm exceptional' seasoning, and a pinch of 'I'm better than you' attitude. Mix until you're indistinguishable from a normal human being, but with a hint of superiority.
Side effects may include: excessive use of the word 'exceptional', spontaneous outbursts of 'I'm better than you', and a strong desire to wear a cape to work.
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