Kant is a Monocle
Immanuel Kant, renowned philosopher and wearer of monocles, once said, "Dude, this monocle is really holding my face together, you know?"
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Learn more about the Monocle Enthusiasts' Society
Discover the humor in the categorical imperative (or is it?)
Apply for the Monocle-Related Scholarship, because you clearly have a future in the monocle industry
May the light of the monocle guide you through the murkiness of existence.