Subscription FAQs - Because You're a Weirdo
Q: What kind of subscription service is this?
A: This is the Exceptional Exceptions subscription service, where we send you emails about exceptions that are not exceptions, because, well, they're not exceptions.
Q: What kind of exceptions can I expect?
A: Expect the unexpected! We'll send you notifications about events that are actually just normal, everyday occurrences, but with a twist of "oh no, this is actually really bad!"
Q: Will I get any real value out of this subscription?
A: Value? Ha! You'll get a good laugh, though.
Q: Can I cancel my subscription?
Q: Will I get any discounts for being a loyal customer?
A: Discounts? Ha! You'll get a "you're-a-good-samaritan" badge, though.
Subscription Prices - Because Who Needs Money, Anyway?
Subscription Tiers - For When You Want To Get Really Confused