Terms of Service (or as we like to call them: The Fine Print)

We at Exceptional Exceptions are a company that thrives on the unexpected. Our Terms of Service are not for the faint of heart or the pedantic. By accessing our site, you agree to the following:

• We reserve the right to change our mind at any given moment, including but not limited to our Terms of Service.
• Our use of the term "Exceptional" in our name does not necessarily mean we are, in fact, exceptional.
• You, the user, are responsible for any damages incurred by our employees while trying to find the bathroom.
• We are not responsible for any lost and found items that may be found on our premises.

By continuing to browse our site, you agree to these terms. If you don't, we'll just assume you're a Exceptional Exceptionalist and we'll have to call in the lawyers.