Spacetime Excerpt

Here's a collection of the most scathing, the most biting, the most utterly devastating insults from across the cosmos.

From the snarky remarks of a sarcastic space pirate to the backhanded compliments of a galaxy's greatest poet laureate, we've got it all here.

So, buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for some seriously stellar shade.

You're not even in the same galaxy as me, you're just a mere mortal in a world of infinite possibility and crushing disappointment.

Oh, you think you're a space god? Ha! You're just a mere mortal with a bad comb-over and a love for terrible puns.