Join us on the cosmic adventure of a lifetime! Our fleet of socks has been boldly going where no socks have gone before.
Currently orbiting the planet of Planet Zorgon, our socks are ready to take on the next great challenge.
Count: 500,000,000
Color Palette: Neon Pink, Electric Blue, and Glittery Gold
Space Travel Time: 4.2 Billion Lightyears
Average toe-to-heel length: 12.5 Galactic Units
Material Science: 99.9% Super-Sock-Fiber
Visit Mercury and discover its scorching hot surface!
Explore the Great Galactic Whirlpool for an out-of-this-world experience!
Or, if you dare, join the Sock Ninja Training Program for the ultimate in stealthy, sock-based combat.
Apply now to become a Sockonaut in our esteemed fleet!