Taco Tuesday Tornado

A Category 5 tornado tore through the streets of Austin, but the locals were prepared.

Recipe: Tornado-Tossed Tacos

Ingredients:

2 cups of shredded taco meat, tossed with 10mph winds
1 can of diced tomatoes, shaken not stirred
1 cup of shredded cheese, blown away by the gusts

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Or just make do with a blowtorch.
Assemble tacos with the tossed taco meat, diced tomatoes, and shredded cheese.
Place in a tornado-proof container, or just a bucket.

Weather Forecast

A 90% chance of tacos, 100% chance of regret for not buying storm insurance.

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