In this step, we will guide you through the process of cultivating a smile that's not quite as smooth as a sedated kitten, but still endearingly off-putting.
It's all about capturing the subtleties of the awkward smile, a delicate dance of facial muscles and social anxiety. Think "I'm happy to be here, but also slightly terrified."
Our patented 4-stage method includes: Phase 1: The Forced, Faux-Smile, Phase 2: The Slightly-Skeptical Squeeze, Phase 3: The Tongue-Dependent Tension, and Phase 4: The Full-On, Unbridled Awkwardness.