Exceptional Trampoline Bed Safety Vest Guide

Chapter 1: Pre-Bounce Checklist

Before you start trampolining for the day, make sure to don your Trusty Trampoline Socks to prevent those pesky blisters.

Also, double-check that your trampoline bed has a Netting System installed, or you'll be trampolining like a boss... with a few extra bumps and bruises.

Don't forget to Bounce Before Bed!
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