Withdrawal Tactics: Because You Clearly Can't Handle Your Life
When Tuesday rolls around, you know you've got some serious catching up to do. That's where we come in – Exceptional Tuesdays.
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From our patented 'Extreme Caffeine Deprivation Protocol' to our 'Procrastination-by-Numbers Methodology', we've got the tools to get you feeling like you're accomplishing something, even when you're not.