Exceptional Tuesdays - The Day of the Week That Matters

Welcome to the one day of the week that's actually worth getting out of bed for. Because let's be real, Mondays are a lie.

Here's the schedule for the day:

8:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, scream at the sky.
9:00 AM - Breakfast: Cereal and existential dread.
10:00 AM - Commute to work, wondering why you're doing it all again.
12:00 PM - Lunch: Pretend to enjoy the taste of your bland office cafeteria food.
2:00 PM - Afternoon slump: Stare at the clock, will the day ever end?
5:00 PM - Commute home, pretend to be excited to see your couch.
6:00 PM - Dinner: Eat something, anything, just don't think about it too much.
9:00 PM - Bedtime: Lie awake, replay the day's failures, and wonder where it all went wrong.

But don't worry, there's still time for some Exceptional Tuesday fun!

Listen to the Tuesday playlist featuring the greatest hits of the day.