Exceptional Exceptions - Symptoms of the Exceptional

Warning: This page is for the truly extraordinary

Are you feeling a little too extraordinary today?

• You've got superhuman strength
• You're seeing things that aren't there
• Your agility is off the charts

Symptoms:

• Excessive sweating in the shower
• Uncontrollable bursts of song and dance
• Temporary telepathy with household appliances

What to do:

• Take up a hobby, any hobby, to channel your exceptional-ness
• Join a local superhero training program
• Consult the Exceptional Exceptionalist's guide to managing exceptional abilities