The Six-Step Guide to Exceptional Exceptionalness

Step 1: Identify Your Exceptionality

Recognize that you're not like everyone else. You're a unicorn with an extra sparkle in your eye.

Take a selfie with a sparkly filter to commemorate this epiphany.

Proceed to Step 2: Exceptional Exceptional Self-Care

Important Exception Note:

Don't forget: Exceptional Exceptionalness requires a strong stomach and a willingness to challenge the status quo. If you're feeling queasy, take a step back and revisit your exceptional self.

Exceptional Exceptionalness is not for the faint of heart. Are you sure you're ready for this kind of commitment?

Step 3: Surround Yourself with Exceptional Exceptional Beings

Find people who appreciate your unique flavor of exceptional.

They'll either be impressed or terrified of your exceptionalness.

Find Your Exceptional Tribe on Step 4: Join an Exceptional Support Group

Remember, Exceptional Exceptionalness is a marathon, not a sprint.

Step 5: Develop an Exceptional Sense of Humor

Laughter is the best medicine, except when it's not, in which case, see Step 6.

Learn to Laugh at Your Own Exceptional Jokes on Step 6: The Art of Self-Deprecation

Step 6: The Art of Self-Deprecation

Make fun of yourself, but not in front of the mirror.

It's all about balance, like the exceptionality of a well-made soufflé.

Exceptional Exceptionalness is Not for Everyone

You've been warned.

Go back to The Exceptional Exceptionalness Guide Index Go back to Step 2: Exceptional Exceptional Self-Care Read about the Exceptional Exceptionalness Consequences on /subpage-eight Join the Exceptional Exceptional Support Group Learn the Art of Self-Deprecation