Exception 5: Cheese Wheels

Chapter 1: The Great Gouda Conspiracy

By: The Cheesy One

Deep in the heart of the countryside, where the cows roam free, there existed a legendary cheese wheel known as "Gouda". It was said that this wheel of golden goodness was not just any wheel, but one imbued with magical properties.

Legend has it that those who possessed the Gouda wheel could control the minds of all who consumed it, forcing them to do their bidding.

But little did the villagers know, the true power of the Gouda wheel was not in its control over the masses, but rather in its ability to make anyone who ate it say the phrase "I'm a little bit of cheese, I'm a little bit of fun" on repeat.

One fateful day, our hero, a brave and dashing knight named Sir Wheezle, embarked on a quest to find the fabled Gouda wheel, but little did he know, he was in for a surprise...

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