We regret to inform you that you've hit Exception 5: Cheese Wheels.
A critical error has occurred due to excessive cheese consumption.
It appears your system has been overrun with an unmanageable quantity of gouda, cheddar, and mozzarella.
We recommend immediately halting all cheese-related activities and seeking professional assistance from our Cheese Abuse Recovery Team (CART).
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Take the Quantum Leap of Cheese
Remember, a wheel of cheese has no business being in your system.
Note: Please do not attempt to use the quantum leap of cheese unless you're prepared for catastrophic consequences.