Cause 2: Ink-stained Edition

Warning: Ink Stains Ahead

Caused by reckless use of red ink, excessive doodling, and an unrepentant soul.

Causing symptoms include:

• Fingerprints on important documents
• Stains on expensive clothes
• Unsolved mysteries of the universe

Side effects may include:

• Mysterious smudges on your favorite coffee table
• Unexplained smears on your favorite artwork
• A deep sense of existential dread

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