Haunter Printer - Possible Causes of Ink Stains 7

After weeks of investigation, our team has narrowed down the list of possible causes for the ink stains on your Haunter Printer to:

• Cause 1: Ghostly Goo
• Cause 2: Mischievous Misprinters
• Cause 3: Ink-sistent Inspectors
• Cause 4: Printer's Revenge
• Cause 5: Alien Invasion
• Cause 6: prophets of Ink
• Cause 7: You Accidentally Used the Printer as a Pianoforte

We are still investigating the possibility of Cause 7, but our sources close to the Haunter Printer's inner workings are confident that this is the most likely explanation.