You're probably not going to believe this, but I'm pretty sure I left the TV on. I mean, I'm pretty sure I didn't turn it off. I could've sworn I was watching something, but now it's just a black screen staring back at me like the void of a thousand mid-week afternoons.
It's not like I'm some kind of idiot who forgets everything. I'm a responsible adult with a perfectly functioning brain, but also a brain that's perfectly capable of forgetting what I'm doing 5 seconds after I do it. It's a gift, really.
Maybe I should just go check? Nah, that's too much effort. Maybe I'll just assume it's still on and pretend I didn't just waste 5 minutes of my life thinking about it.
What was I just doing? | It might be a bug | Just go check already