After a series of existential events, you've finally reached the pinnacle of self-discovery. Congratulations! However, this is only the beginning.
Your newfound sense of purpose may be short-lived, as you're now faced with the daunting task of deciding which identity to adopt next. Do you:
Remember, an identity crisis is not a sprint, but a marathon. Stay hydrated, stay caffeinated, and for the love of all things sane, do not try to be a unicorn.