Cute Silence: The Mysterious Case of Overly Cute Silence

A medical condition where the sufferer's brain is so overwhelmed by an excessive cuteness that all attempts to communicate are reduced to only adorable facial expressions and squeaky toy sounds.

Symptoms include: excessive use of emojis, an unrelenting urge to cuddle with small animals, and an inability to form coherent sentences without breaking into song.

If you or someone you know suffers from Cute Silence, do not attempt to treat. Simply sit back, relax, and bask in the overwhelming adorableness of the situation.

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Causes of Cute Silence are varied and complex, but include: watching too many anime shows, playing too many rounds of Animal Crossing, and eating an entire bag of catnip.

If you suspect you or someone you know is suffering from Cute Silence, consult the Cute Silence Treatment Center for help.