Welcome, fellow whiners! This is the Misery Index, where we track the level of whiner efficiency for all our beloved members.
Current Whiner Level: 7.5/10
| Whiner Name | Whine Level | Specialty Whine |
|---|---|---|
| Bob | 9/10 | Expertise in complaining about the weather |
| Sarah | 8/10 | Whining about politics, social issues, and everything in between |
| John | 6/10 | Complaining about the price of avocado toast |
1. We reserve the right to whine about anything, anytime, for any reason.
2. No whiners will be judged, except on Fridays.
3. All whiners must wear their "I'm a whiner" badge at all times.
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