Rule 1: Thou shalt not wake up on a Sunday morning feeling like thou hast been hit by a truck.
Rule 2: Thou shalt always complain about the weather, even if it's merely slightly overcast.
Rule 3: Thou shalt not use thy weekends for productivity, for that is the devil's work.
Rule 4: Thou shalt always prioritize thy coffee-to-people ratio. If it's not 5:1, thou art doing it wrong.
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