The Weekend Whiners' Guide to Doing Nothing

Step 1: Wake up, roll over, and pretend you're still in bed.

Step 2: Stare at the ceiling for an extended period, contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.

Step 3: Declare to anyone who asks that you're "just taking a mental health day."

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