Listen, pal, you're not special. The weekend is not your friend. It's just a cruel joke played on you by the universe.
Monday's coming, and you can't escape it, no matter how hard you try.
So, here's a map to help you navigate the existential dread that is the weekend:
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:
Leap of Faith (into the Abyss)
Or, if you're just plain lazy:
Just Stay in Bed (We'll Send You a Sandwich)
Either way, you're welcome here.