Here's a list of excuses you can use to avoid actually watching football:
- My team is having a bad season, and I just can't bear to watch.
- I'm on a tight budget, and I don't want to waste my money on overpriced nachos.
- I'm on a tight deadline, and I just can't afford to take two hours out of my busy schedule.
Or, you know, you can just use the classic:
I'm on a different team.