Welcome to the most relaxing place on earth, where the weekend whiners come to whine and whine some more.
Our expert staff of highly trained professionals will provide you with the most soothing atmosphere, guaranteed to make you forget all your weekday woes.
Relax with us and enjoy:
Don't forget to leave your whine-filled complaints in our suggestion box, located in the corner, near the vending machine that only dispenses stale popcorn.
Visit us today and let the whining begin!
Meet the infamous Troll Squad, our team of expertly trained professionals in the art of whining.