Exceptions to the Weekend Whiner's Rulebook

Listen up, whiners. You think you can relax on the weekend? Please.

Here's a guide to getting it done:

• Ergonomic Edging 101 - Learn to edge your lawn without losing your mind
• Leaf Raking 101: The Art of Not Caring - Because who needs a manicured lawn, anyway?
• Rock Picking 101: The Agony of the Unending Stones - Where's the fun in that?

Remember: Relaxing is overrated. Get it over with.