Because adulting on the weekend is hard, we've created the Sweatpants Protocol.
Step 1: Wake up in your favorite sweatpants, even if they're from last Tuesday.
Step 2: Complain about how tired you are, despite only sleeping for 8 hours.
Step 3: Stumble to the fridge and demand a coffee, but only if it's still half-empty.
Step 4: Proceed to the couch, where you'll spend the next 12 hours binge-watching TV shows you've already seen 5 times.
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