Friday, 3:14 AM - The Morning After
It started innocently enough: a quiet morning, a gentle hum of the alarm clock, and a steaming cup of coffee to start the day off right. But then it all fell apart.
First, the coffee was cold. Not just a little cold, mind you. We're talking "has-been-in-the-fridge-for-three-days" cold. Our hero, a seasoned whiner, was left stumbling through the morning, eyes half-open, mouth agape, and a scream of rage building in their throat.