You know who you are: a weekend warrior, always pushing the limits, always seeking that extra boost, that one last cup to get you through the existential dread of Monday morning.
But alas, the coffee gods are not always kind, and your caffeine levels are in a state of crisis.
Here's the thing: it's not about the coffee. It's about the principle. The idea that you, a self-proclaimed adult with a mortgage and a 401(k), still need a magic elixir to face the day.