Why do I always have to do chore work on Fridays?

Because apparently, you're allergic to productivity and responsibility. Just kidding! You're actually allergic to adulting.

But seriously, it's because you've managed to convince yourself that the world will end if you don't do laundry, dishes, and vacuuming by Friday night. Newsflash: the world won't end. But your social calendar will be ruined if you don't RSVP to those weekend brunches.

So, here's a deal: do your chores, and I'll pretend to be impressed. But let's be real, I'll still be disappointed when I see the state of your living room.

What's the point of even trying? Why do I need a to-do list when I have a to-do list app in my pocket?