Are you tired of the weekend whiners' incessant bellyaching about not having enough sleep?
Do you suspect that there's more to the story? Well, there is! And it's all because of the Sock Goblin.
The Sock Goblin is a notorious creature known for stealing all your favorite socks in the dead of night, leaving you with nothing but a drawer full of lonely, solitary mates.
It's time to take back control and sign up for our Sock Goblin Employment Form!
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