It's a plot to destroy all the socks!
You know, the ones that go missing in the wash, only to be eaten by the Sock Monsters of the Laundry Room.
Or maybe it's just the fact that the weekend is a myth perpetuated by our overlords to keep us from realizing the truth: that the only thing we're really missing out on is more sleep.
Either way, it's a conspiracy, and we're onto it.