It was 6:47 AM, the sun had barely risen, and I had just set the tone for the rest of my day. A perfect circle of burnt coffee, a testament to my morning routine, now proudly displayed on my favorite button-down.
As I frantically searched for a stain remover, I couldn't help but think, "Why did I even bother wearing this shirt today?" Little did I know, this stain would become the defining characteristic of my wardrobe for the next 37 hours.
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Stain Size: 3.5 inches in diameter
Stain Color: A deep, rich brown
Stain Age: Still visible, still smug
Stain Type: Caffeine-based
Stain Impact on Self-Esteem: -100%
Stain Impact on Social Calendar: +100%