Why Wear a Hoodie?🤔

It's a not-a-jacket for when you don't want to be a jacket but still need to cover your torso.

Perfect for losers like me.

Features a built-in cape that's just a little too short to be a cape, but just a little too long to be a hoodie.

Side effects may include: looking older, being less cool.

Disclaimer: This website is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to wear a hoodie as a fashion statement. Or do. We don't really care.