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Need a valid reason for not doing the thing you were supposed to do?

My cat is having a prophets' conclave and I have to attend.

It's a feline emergency, what can I say?

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I have to learn the art of Extreme Ironing.

I'm not just ironing, I'm ironing like it's extreme.

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