Welcome to Excuse Generator 5000, where Procrastination Meets Art
Need a valid reason for not doing the thing you were supposed to do?
My cat is having a prophets' conclave and I have to attend.
It's a feline emergency, what can I say?
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I have to learn the art of Extreme Ironing.
I'm not just ironing, I'm ironing like it's extreme.
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