WEATHER REPORT: HEAVY RAIN ALERT

Heavy Rain Warning: Because You Clearly Didn't Check the Forecast

Due to a series of unfortunate weather-related events, a sudden downpour has been declared in your area.

Current Weather Conditions:

Temperature: 45°F (7°C)

Humidity: 100%

Wind: 5mph (8km/h)

Conditions: Heavy Rain. Because, honestly, it's not like you have anything better to do than stay inside and watch the droplets slide down your window.

Weather Forecast:

Today: Heavy Rain

Tomorrow: More Heavy Rain

Day After Tomorrow: Heavy Rain, Heavy Rain, HEAVY RAIN!

Recommended Activities:

1. Stay inside. Like, seriously, just stay inside.

2. Drink coffee. Or tea. Or both. We won't judge.

3. Practice your rain dance. It's like the weather is calling your name.

Go Inside, Stay Dry! Pssst, Go Hike! Cycle for the Sake of It! (Just Kidding, Don't)