We regret to inform you that apologies are no longer a priority in the intersection of Doom.
Congratulations, you have reached the intersection where excuses are the new apologies.
But don't worry, it's not like we're trying to be rude or anything.
It's just that our schedules have been a bit...doomed.
Would you like to see our excuses for not apologizing?
Or maybe our Blame Game to see who's really at fault?
(Note: Our apologies are currently on sale in the Intersection of Doom Store.)