Are you tired of actually accomplishing things? Do you find yourself constantly dodging the inevitable "To-Do" list? Look no further than Excuses: It's Under the Bed, where the most expert procrastinators gather to share their secrets to sidestep responsibility.
From the classics:
- "I'll get to it eventually."
- "I'm just waiting for the muse to strike."
- "I've got a meeting with a squirrel."
to the more... creative:
- "I'm on a top-secret mission to find the last donut in the break room."
- "I've come down with a rare case of Sudden-Onset-Intelligence-Deficiency-Disorder."
And, of course, our most popular excuse of the week:
It's a Trap!