Welcome to the epicenter of traffic excuses, where the art of doing nothing is a science. You're probably here because you're stuck in a sea of brake lights, but don't worry, we've got you covered. Our experts have crafted a list of the most creative, the most outlandish, and the most utterly ridiculous excuses to get you out of this mess.
Click here to see our collection of excuses for being late, or here to see our list of reasons for running on empty.
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, you can try our Roadside Entertainment section, where we've curated a selection of the world's most fascinating roadside attractions.
But wait, there's more! If you're really stuck, you can always try our Accident Prank Call Simulator, where our team of expert pranksters will help you create a convincing excuse for being stuck in traffic.
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Or, if you'd rather just stay home and pretend you meant to be there all along...