Blanket Excuses

A Collection of Underwhelming Excuses for Every Occasion

Procrastination's best friend, the Blanket Excuse, comes in many forms. Here are a few of the most common ones.

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1. Under the Blanket 1: I was in the middle of something really important, like watching cat videos.
2. Under the Blanket 2: My computer crashed, and I couldn't save my work, but I'm sure it was just a minor setback.
3. Under the Blanket 3: I was on the phone with a very important person, but they hung up on me.
4. Under the Blanket 4: I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy, which is the same thing, really.