Are you tired of the guilt and shame that comes with hitting the snooze button repeatedly? Do you dream of being a responsible member of society, but struggle to drag yourself out of bed in the morning? Fear not, dear oversleeper, for we have the solution to your problems.
This technique involves setting your alarm clock for 5 minutes earlier than you actually need to wake up, and then using the time to "rest your eyes" on cat videos or memes. It's a delicate balance, but one that requires great skill and discipline.
Read more about the Classic technique
This method involves setting your alarm clock for 30 minutes, and then claiming you're not actually sleeping, but rather "recharging your batteries" for the day ahead. It's a great way to buy yourself some extra time, but be careful not to get too carried away.
Learn more about the Recharging technique
This involves setting your alarm clock for the same time every day, but then showing up to work or school an hour or two later than everyone else. It's a bold move, but one that requires a keen sense of style and a willingness to take risks.